Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Justice League of America's Vibe #1 (April, 2013)

Elder sibling Armando Ramon was bound for college in California, set to be the first member of his family to attend. Younger brother Dante mocked him for abandoning Michigan, and figured his fortune was waiting somewhere other than academia. The junior Francisco just wanted his brother to stick around, but he was the one who literally became stuck inside the event horizon of an opening Boom Tube. Dante backed away in fear while Armando rushed to pull Cisco free from the disruption in space-time. Tragically, a Parademon emerging from the portal between dimensions killed Armando "For Darkseid!"

Five years later, Armando Ramon was remembered as the first known victim of Darkseid's failed invasion, routed in the debut mission of the Justice League. Cisco was working at an electronics store, where Dante tried to mooch off Cisco's paycheck. Cisco wasn't about to let his college money go to the casino again, and he and their dad were pretty upset that Dante had skipped the memorial ceremony that morning.

Agent Dale Gunn of A.R.G.U.S. was following Francisco Ramon on orders from Amanda Waller. Neither wanted "Subject 2" to end up like the first. Gunn talked Cisco into his car on the promise of justice for his brother's death. Ever since the incident, Cisco had developed certain abilities. He couldn't be photographed without blurring in the picture. He could generate waves of destructive vibrational force. He could detect the presence of intrusions from other dimensions by their different vibrational frequencies, even "seeing" their outlines through solid matter. A.R.G.U.S. had been formed as an offshoot of Homeland Security to defend against super-human threats after Darkseid's invasion, and now they had Francisco's number. "Your internal vibrational frequency is no longer in sync with the rest of the world." They knew he'd been using his powers as a vigilante in the neighborhood, and wanted to harness and direct his abilities for a greater good.

A parademon that had lost its Mother Box was trapped on Earth, hiding out and feeding off the homeless. Agent Gunn told Cisco it was the parademon that had killed his brother, and that he was needed to stop its rampage. "You can destroy it. The power inside you is from beyond this universe. You're tapped into the vibrational tendons that hold reality together." Tearfully, Cisco clashed with the Parademon, which was eventually caught between its own dimension and ours, tearing it apart.

Agent Gunn took Cisco to the Special Detroit Branch of A.R.G.U.S. Darkseid's incursion had thinned the walls between dimensions, leaving the city a nexus point where "creatures and debris" leaked from beyond. Someone had to police those breaches, and Cisco had the perfect power set for the job. "So basically you want me to be a... border cop?" Under the codename Vibe, Cisco would join a new heroic team to protect the world against the next Darkseid... the all-new Justice League of America. This was all hush-hush of course, but Cisco just had to tell Dante at least...

Amanda Waller didn't actually know if that was really the Parademon that killed Armando Ramon. "They all look alike to me." She just needed to motivate Cisco, and she wanted his powers under control, specifically hers. Should he refuse, he would be imprisoned in her underground laboratory dubbed "The Circus." There was already a containment cell that literally had his name on it, should he cause any problems. Subject Gypsy knew about that all too well, as she looked on from confinement as Waller continued to discuss Vibe with Agent Gunn. She wasn't the only such prisoner by a fair margin. "We need to do whatever we can to prepare ourselves for the inevitable, Agent Gunn. Because one day, it's all going to go to hell again. One day, Darkseid's going to come back... for his daughter."

"Not-So-Secret Origin" was by Geoff Johns & Andrew Kreisberg on story and Pete Woods & Sean Parsons on art. I don't recall the constitution of the Ramon family from the 1980s, other than there being sisters, but I do remember that Paco was Armando's older brother. That would be a minor point, except that there is nobody named Paco in this comic, and the only person with a personality remotely resembling the Bronze Age character is Dante. Francisco is a bland, whitewashed version of Paco Ramone, or in other words, the New 52 Vibe is actually a reboot of Reverb/Hardline. The now presumed deceased Ramone family matriarch used a different kind of douche in the New 52, so she never had any daughters, and her first son got a name previously reserved for this boring Cisco kid.

The In-Name-Only-itis doesn't stop there. I never claimed to be a fan of American Colossus Hank Heywood III, but I found that Gerry Conway had surrounded Steel II with solid trappings for a solo hero. His grandfather bestowed upon him a super-heroic legacy, but the twist of Hank Sr. inflicting the cybernetic parts on the kid was a significant twist. Heywood Industries provided all sorts of cool toys to play with, and once the kid inevitably rebelled against the original tyrannical Indestructible Man, it created a conflict of loyalties for his surrogate father, Dale Gunn. Like his new boss Amanda "Apple Bottom" Waller, Gunn has gone from an out of shape, balding and gray war vet to a young aerobicized spy with decidedly gray ethics. Gunn contributes to the homogenization of the New 52, where he was once a unique element that lent diversity to the universe. I'll save my Gypsy criticisms for next issue.

The point is that in trying to make Vibe an important representative of the Latin community, and to make up for the past sins of unintentionally comedic ethnic stereotyping, the creators have removed every bit of organic appeal from the character. They've decided that Vibe is going to be a big deal with a major role to play, then worked backwards from that intention to craft a bare bones perfunctory construct instead of a living character. Even the art seems calculatingly inoffensive, functional in a manner reminiscent of Alex Saviuk. It isn't terrible work by anyone, but it is bereft of passion or soul. I'm not sure how long I'll keep up with it, but I'm confident it'll get canceled before it tries my patience too much.

New 52's Day

Saturday, April 6, 2013

2013 New 52 Zatanna Justice League redesign by Ivan Reis

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We're nearly two years into the New 52, and design-wise, there's been some clear hits and misses. One of the earliest, easiest litmus tests is the cosplay measure. It takes an awful lot of money and effort to pull together winning cosplay gear, so if the print design isn't inspiring, it'll be given a pass by fans of dress-up. For instance, despite stamping a glowing red welcome sign across Supergirl's perineum, the ladies of cosplay seem to have embraced her latest threads. I'm sure Supergirl's having a whole wardrobe of redesigns in her history helps with that acceptance, and the nifty current cape clasp couldn't hurt.

Despite having spent a decade and a half in alternative costumes, Zatanna's fans have never seemed to accept anything that strayed too far from her classic top hat, tails & fishnets look. Flashpoint and Justice League Dark tried to sell them on a goth/Suicide Girls ensemble, but when you type "New 52 Zatanna" into a Google image search, 99% of the results are scans from recent DC Comics. Folks don't seem to want fan art of it, and nobody compliments the cosplayer who puts her entire ensemble together at the local Hot Topic outlet.

DC seems intent on correcting this by preparing Zatanna for "The Trinity War" by giving her a hybrid of her first costume and its nearest (though still far distant) competition, the Scarlet Witch knock-off George Pérez worked up in the 1980s. A few days ago, Geoff Johns tweeted what appears to be an Ivan Reis design, which brings even more elements of Pérez into the mix than the number Zee wore in her short-lived solo series. The vest strongly mimics Pérez's white breast and trunks, though George avoided the exposed chest embraced here (and in most versions of the past twenty years.) The thigh high boots had already returned in the late nineties/early aughts, but the ban on the bug hairpiece, granny broach, and enormous "Z" earrings remain in place. Though the image is in black and white, we've seen confirmation elsewhere that there is no blue to be found in the suit, which is all black, white and gray. While preferable to the last two designs, I'm not sure why anyone feels the need to embrace more of a mediocre design abandoned during the first Bush administration when folks seemed to like Stephane Roux suit. Like the Maid of Might, the Mistress of Magic doesn't stay in one costume for too long anyway, and this should do well enough for now. Let's see how the cosplay turns out, eh?

Sunday, March 31, 2013

2012 “Vil24: Professor Ivo Cubee” by Joshua Wolf

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I could have kept up with the theme of Aquaman Villain Cubees begun with Siren, but when I saw the man responsible for the deaths of Steel and Vibe, I had to showcase him next!

Joshua Wolf's Villains Cubees

Monday, March 25, 2013

2013 DCU Movie Fan Casting: Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Vixen



I was rolling out a cast for a hypothetical Justice League Detroit movie at a reasonable pace until I ran into a wall with the Vixen. Mari Jiwe McCabe is a damned tough part to cast, and all of the obvious choices (Angela Bassett, Gina Torres, Halle Berry, Thandie Newton) are too old for the part. Ideally, you want someone exotically beautiful and physically fit with sufficient poise and presence who is also willing to wear a skintight outfit and act like a jungle cat while performing gymnastics/martial arts moves. I spent countless hours going through demo reels to pick the perfect actress for the part, but never quite found her.



Zoe Saldana is an obvious option, but frankly too much so, with entirely too many geek franchise credits and too little true feel for the role. Rose Rollins is a safe, boring heroine possibility, and she's pushing the upper end of the appropriate age range. I waited until Battleship to see if Rihanna could act, but she can't. I really like Angell Conwell's look and attitude, but she's too broad and American. Tika Sumpter looks good, but every video I can find of her shows a very stiff actress, physically and functionally. Yaya DaCosta was a possibility, but she just hasn't done any action worth mentioning. Having ruled out all other options, I was left with Gugu Mbatha-Raw, a beautiful English actress who can do accents, has a background in genre fare, looks good in tight leather and has done some kung-fu in Undercovers. She'll do in a pinch, right?

Diabolic Movie Fan Casting

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Ralph Dibny: The World-Famous Elongated Man #1-2 by Rafa Rivas



Between a move, working crazy hours and general burnout with blogging/comics (both reading & writing about,) my productivity here has been poor, and I apologize. We will be covering the new Vibe series in the near future though, and in the meantime, I'm perfectly happy to redirect readers to other Detroit content on the web.

Rafa Rivas has put together his own period Elongated Man series proposal, and with the words "period" and "Elongated Man" in that proposal, you know this is as far as it gets. The setting, supporting cast and villains are discussed here, while the first issues are outlined here. Check it out!

Friday, March 8, 2013

2013 Aquaman #19 MAD Magazine variant cover by Tom Bunk

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Originally solicited as "MAD Variant cover by The Usual Gang of Idiots."

Thursday, February 21, 2013

2011 “Vil17: Siren Cubee” by Joshua Wolf

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"Siren aka Hila from DC Comics in Cubee form!!"
Aquaman gets a disproportionate amount of love here, since he's one of my favorite heroes to have been a part of the Detroit-era League, though he was hardly a favorite Detroit Leaguer, if you catch the distinction. By extension, Black Manta and (to a lesser degree) Ocean Master get a fair amount of face time here. Makes me glad that I went looking to showcase "The Flying Dachshund's" DC super-villains, affording me an excuse to focus on Siren instead. She's Mera's evil sister, and her hair is the most interesting thing about her, but she makes for a nice break.

Joshua Wolf's Villains Cubees

Thursday, February 14, 2013

2013 Young Romance: The New 52 Valentine's Day Special Vibe cut-out card

"Te amo, te adoro."
Translates as "I love you, I adore you." Which is kind of lousy grammar, and needs an "y." I think I like Caleb's better, anyway. Still, it's kind of nice to live in a moment in time when Vibe gets a Valentine's card in the first place, kind of like that El Dorado number from the '70s. See the full set of cut-out cards here.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

2011 Aquaman color art by Ramon Villalobos

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"Did this pretty quick for Project Rooftop's Sea Change Aquaman redesign contest thing. Trying to draw like Frank Quitely is fun but I don't have good enough basic drawing skills to even kind of get away with it. Either way, this is it. I was going to make the gray part scaled but then I thought, no, because it might take longer to color and... I'm just not about that. Plus, scales are so obvious, right? I thought they were. Sharkskin is the new scales. It's also less work."
Totally needs scales. Not going to happen though, based on a 2005 drawing and 2006's Aquaman and Aqualad. Still, dude drew Garth, and that's a crystal clear demonstration of true love, especially outside the context of the founding Teen Titans.

Ramon Villalobos

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

2012 “KING OF 7 SEAS - Aquaman” reimagined by Pablo Alcalde Fernández

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"The father of the hybrid Arthur Curry, horrified by the appearance of his son at birth and blaming him for the death of his atlantean lover, abandoned him at sea, to be later rescued by the Atlanteans, eventually becaming King of Atlantis and King of the Seven Seas."
Interesting reworking of a classic, even if he does look like a goldfish.

Pablo Alcalde Fernández

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

2010 Elongated Man art by Craig C. Cermak II

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"Done for my friend, Ramon, who was working on a Flash mock-up cover. We both thought it'd be cool to have the co-feature on there with the Elongated Man (like it should be!!!)"
See the pencil art here.

Craig C. Cermak II

Sunday, November 25, 2012

The Top 20 Zatanna Covers



Super-heroes failed out before the "Golden Age" truly ended, replaced by crime and horror comics. The Silver Age wasn't so much about reviving some fine heroic tradition as mining a formerly rich vein in the fallow period after Dr. Wertham ruined all that was good and salacious about '50s comics. The new wave of DC heroes worked off the premise that the original set had faded away for a reason, so any updates of Flashes and Green Lanterns needed to be separate, contemporary entities. Because of this, Zatanna was pretty much the first true "legacy" character, as she was the daughter of the outdated Mandrake knock-off Zatara, and followed his m.o. more closely than most of her fellows. Just as young collectors had slowly begun to seek out back issues and draw lines between "their" DC heroes and their predecessors, Zatanna searched for her father, who had been missing from the funny pages for ages. Also, rather than being given her own title, Zatanna linked a number of the updated heroes together as part of a shared universe through her guest appearances in various titles. Unfortunately, finding Zatara meant Zatanna would begin her own disappearing act until the late '70s, when nostalgia and the need for super-heroines in the post-feminist era kicked in. Even returned as a member of the Justice League, Zatanna remained undervalued, as she played a fairly negligible role for nearly a decade. I can't tell you how many covers hit the dust bin because I was tired of seeing the heroine played as a frail thing in need of male assistance, or depicted as though she'd stepped out of a lad mag. Only in recent years has Zatanna truly begun to be recognized as one of DC's most powerful heroes, and the bearer of a Golden Age lineage besides. Because of this, you'll be seeing a lot more modern covers than you might have expected for a forty-six year old creation.

20) Zatanna #11 (May, 2011)

This is a potent cover, but the muted "poster" coloring and overly sexy look hurts, plus a better version from the same artist turns up later in the list.

19) Justice League of America #161 (December, 1978)

She's in her terrible short-lived second costume and near unrecognizable due to bitchiness, but this is still an amusingly busy Bronze Age cover that smothers Zee in attention.

18) Zatanna #2 (August, 2010)

Stephane Roux was a good choice for interiors on Zatana's only ongoing to date, but he was in competition with Brian Bolland when it came to covers, which is a rough place to be. The stripperesque costume didn't help. I do like the theatrical poster look, though.

17) Zatanna #2 Variant Cover (August, 2010)

The first several issues of Zee's ongoing series had chase variant covers by Brian Bolland. They were often a bit stiff, and I tend to think Adam Hughes was the better Zee cover artist where Bolland was the better Wonder Woman one. Still, the Bollands were all in contention for this list, where the regulars typically were not.

16) Zatanna #13 (July, 2011)

She's a performer who deals in real magic. It's all right here.

15) Seven Soldiers: Zatanna #2 (August, 2005)

Ryan Sook is amazing enough to get me to overlook the stupid fishnet gloves, but the attitude and coloring sure help.

14) Justice League of America #191 (June, 1981)

One of the few instances where Zee's raw power and necessity are acknowledged in the team book, rather than allowing her to be marginalized by the bigger names. Strong visual "acting" as well.

13) JLA #118 (November, 2005)

Simple, but very effective.

12) Catwoman #50 (February, 2006)

Great mood on this one, offering a "Something Wicked This Way Comes" vibe to the traveling show.

11) Zatanna: Everyday Magic (2003)

Just an attractive cover that introduced the "little star" iconography to her spellcasting.

10) DC Super Stars #11 (January, 1977)

Zee's first solo story, and although she's in a too typical "damsel in distress" mode, at least she's the only one there to save herself.

9) Catwoman #72 (December, 2007)

This cover teaches us that Zatanna is powerful enough to have changed the course of the life of one of DC's most famous characters with one spell.

8) Identity Crisis #2 (September, 2004)

I think Mike Turner was a terrible DC artist, and a lot about this cover is simply awful, but the image foreshadows the story that has redefined Zatanna. Surrounded by the satellite-era League, she's the one to worry about.

7) Green Arrow #52 (September, 2005)

I know this must seem random, but how many covers can you think of where Zatanna is aggressive and heroic? Plus, Ollie cocking back an arrow does not look like he's going to be the one carrying the weight in a fight against this crowd.

6) Justice League of America: Zatanna's Search (2004)

What's nice about this cover is the way it incorporates aspects of all of Zee's early appearances, as well as making room for daddy. What hurts is that it's still the other heroes in action while Zee stands around, and it's just so damned red.

5) Justice League of America #51 (February, 1967)

I like classic, iconic covers for these lists, but Zatanna's early appearances did not often cast her in the best light. Here, she's lit up by a mystical candle while other heroes struggle to help. I appreciate that she's the character to draw your eye, but the others really fill out the cover, and she's still in  need of assistance.

4) Seven Soldiers: Zatanna #1 (June, 2005)

I struggled with this one in the top spot, between those glorious bunnies and the contrast with Zee's costume. However, Zee's passivity and the unnecessary hints of goth/fetish held it back.

3) Seven Soldiers: Zatanna #4 (December, 2005)

I'm sure this has the potential to be controversial, but it's a strong image of a pro-active Zee with plenty of elements to let you know she's a powerful magician. That's a rarer combination than you'd think. She still has a lightness about her, but works comfortably in the dark.

2) Zatanna #1 (July, 2010)

I've had problems with Zatanna's costumes for years, since she looks conventional and out of place amongst super-heroes in magician clothes, but boring and generic in her super-suits. I think this is the first costume that gets the balance right, so that she looks like a magician super-hero, instead of one or the other.

1) Zatanna #15 (September, 2011)


A theme that emerges from recent Zatanna covers is Zee as the light breaking through obsidian negative space. She may be sweet, but she's not quite innocent, knowledgeable about the dark arts while defending humanity against them. Conjuring her own logo amidst five-pointed stars in a classy costume with a smile is the modern Zatanna in a nutshell.

Honorable Mentions:
Adventures of Superman #644
Blue Devil #4
Catwoman #58
DC Comics Presents #18
DC Special Blue Ribbon Digest #5
Impulse #17
Justice League of America #164
Secret Origins #27
Seven Soldiers of Victory Volume One (2006)
Seven Soldiers of Victory Volume One (2010)
Shadowpact #16 Zatanna #5 (2010)
Zatanna #14 (2010)


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