Thursday, January 24, 2008

Who's Who Vol.V: The Cadre (7/85)

This is (if I recall correctly) the only super-team created specifically for the Detroit-Era Justice League. While most of the Cadre belong in that dark place where truly wretched characters go to die, I kind of like Overmaster, and even more, the walking cliche that is Shatterfist. The dude punched a crowbar-- in half! This guy would have Powned Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos. Word.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Conquest '07: Huntress vs. Black Canary & Co.

I discovered Patti Page's 1952 hit "Conquest" in a collection last year, and wanted to share it, but I couldn't find an actual video. The line about "the huntress" also ate at the comic geek in me, so I finally caved and decided to make my first fan video(s.) I've liked the Huntress since the first time I read her as a back-up in an issue of Wonder Woman, and in focusing on her I ended up with a ton of great spotlight material of her kicking tail. It didn't work with the Page music, so I set this to the White Stripes cover off their new album, Icky Thump. Also featured are most of the female JLAers and some fellows: Black Canary, Green Arrow, Hawkgirl, the Question, Vixen, Wonder Woman and Superman, plus the villains Roulette and Dr. Moon. Hope ya'll enjoy it. This is a non-profit fan production that is in no way intended to infringe on the various copyright holders for video, characters, and music. Please don't hurt me Warner Brothers/DC Comics!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Crisis On Infinite Earths #8-12 (11/85-3/86)

In #8, Vixen found T.O. Morrow, builder of the Red Tornado, and carted him up to the formerly abandoned JLA satellite. Already aboard were Manhunter, Firestorm, and the flaming heroine Firehawk. The trio had some interesting conversations...
Firestorm: "You ever get cold in that getup, J'Onn J'Onzz?"
MM:"We Martians do not get cold. Why do you ask?"
FS:"Sheesh! Mars doesn't need women. What they need is a sense of humor!"

MM:"Firehawk...your flame may prove a problem." Firehawk:"Don't worry--When I want to, my fire's more bark than bite."
MM:"Still, I prefer some distance between us."

Morrow was pressed into attempting a repair job on Red Tornado's broken body, which proved to be booby-trapped. Much of the JLA satellite was destroyed (again), Firehawk lost her costume, and Firestorm had to pull the unconscious Manhunter to safety. Perhaps in retaliation for J'Onn's comments, Firehawk chose to create a new costume and show it off before helping the Martian. Even the usually laid back Firestorm says, "...This is hardly the time for a fashion show."

In Crisis #9 (12/85,) Brainiac and Lex Luthor gathered one of the largest collectives of villainy in history to conquer multiple Earths that had survived the Anti-Monitor and become linked. Their nefarious intentions made, our world’s heroes and scientists (including a surprisingly noteworthy Dale Gunn) worked to access and retake the lost Earths. Again surrendering any leadership credentials, the Manhunter allowed his charges to scatter amongst other super-heroes without his guidance. Steel was nearly fried by Plasmus on the Fawcett world Earth-S, but Vibe shook the ice off the world of Shazam to cast Plasmus into frigid waters. However, when Steel’s interest turned to another member of the Brotherhood of Evil, Warp, he was teleported to parts then unknown. Aquaman and Mera were also present in joining his former teammates in a not unexpected defeat. Gypsy fared better alongside heroes campaigning for Quality Comics’ Earth-X, backhanding classic League foe Kanjar Ro. Steel turned up in Justice League of America #245 (also 12/85) in the year 1,000,000,000 A.D. on a ravaged Earth. There he defended the aged Lord of Time from six of his own clones, before getting his mack on with Olanda, the Lord’s purple-haired clone “daughter.” For all we know, he sired offspring before returning to the present.

Manhunter resurfaced in Crisis #10 (Jan.'86,) having discovered a large central collection of the evil-doers (including Despero!) "No, Hector Hammond, nothing can help you now. I am tired of you humans! Tired of your evil! Tired of your lust for power!" The furious Manhunter, eyes ablaze with Martian Vision blasts, commanded "Surrender to us now. Let us return order and justice to this Earth!" It goes without saying that J'Onzz, Platinum, and The Atom taught the creeps a little something about opportunism. Sometimes in the midst of all this, the Detroit League sans Steel regrouped at the Bunker to check on Commander Steel, filled with regret over his actions and the fate of his still-missing grandson. Manhunter chastised, “Haven’t you done him harm enough? ...We can only hope that he finds us. Assuming he’s still alive.” Back in the midst of Crisis, the Anti-Monitor returned, and Manhunter joined with the most powerful collection of heroes ever before seen in an attempt to stop him. They failed. "And, from the dawn of creation...comes death...It is the end of all that was."

The History of the DC Universe had been rewritten, and all alternate Earths merged into one reality. Now, there had only ever been one Batman, and he began his war on crime just a few years prior to the Crisis. Supergirl and Wonder Woman never existed. The Justice Society members were the first ever super-heroes, protecting the Earth from World War II until a congressional committee helped bring their careers to an end in the 1950's. There was still a heroine called The Huntress, but Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle never married, so her entire life and parentage had changed. J'Onn J'Onzz joined with the rest of Earth's heroes to destroy the Anti-Monitor, saving the last existing reality from destruction in Crisis on Infinite Earths #12 (Mar.'86). It would be another two years before we would learn just how much the Crisis changed the history of Mars, and The Manhunter himself.